Life's A Drag... Carry On, Tiger King & O' Canada: Part 3!
The British Isle has been famous for its drag and camp artistry since day dot, so from the very beginning! Life is most certainly a drag and I wouldn't have it any other way! Would you? From the 'Carry On' films to the 'Tiger King' himself, there's always been drag of a different kind that has existed away from RuPaul's very own 'Drag Race!' Did I forget someone? What's her name?
Tell all the hunters to lay down their guns, because a gay gun-wielding 'Tiger King' stole 2020 as the lip-synch assassin! We were introduced to this crazy American tiger keeper, locked down because of Miss Rona we could only watch in utter bewilderment! His Liberace style tiger shows were showcased to us through the medium of 'Netflix' during April 2020, could it get any more camp? No! With his outlandish brightly coloured shirts, signature moustache and his blonde mullet-like hairstyle, this animal welfare disaster was the 'Drag King' icon we never knew we needed! Did you see that tiger? Joe Exotic being his name, he became the new lip-synch star with his so-called music back-catalogue for us all to see on his show! Locked up in 'clink', we watched his story at his wildlife reserve in disbelief because it was the real-life distraction that we needed! It wasn't just Joe, he had a 'Three Ring Circus' because him and his two husbands had just got married in a maddening 'thruple' style wedding! Was this his tape for the Ru Race?
Bhagavan "Doc" Antle was the one to call "Lord?" He had this crazy ring of so-called 'apprentices?' Could 2020 get any more berserk? We didn't know! Those tiger petting ring leaders gave us drag worthy persona that we didn't know we needed! There was one more character in this unbelievably real-life 'savage' documentary come reality series, cue the ultimate 'Cat Lady!' Carole Baskin came through with her 'feline' prints, was she channelling 'Kenya Michaels' from RuPaul's Drag Race S4 when she channelled her 'leopard print' information commercial for Ru's album, 'Glamazon?' Carole 'frickin' Baskin was giving us some double standard animal welfare Realness that had us shocked and entertained at the same time! Joe wanted her cat loving ass 'six feet under?' Oh, hell no! Her 'floral and cat looking' drag had us gagged! Joe and Carole had this crazy drama, it was like 'Alyssa Edwards' and 'Coco Montrese' beefing over that pageant crown for 'Miss Gay America!' Get up in this 'Tiger King' drag! Roarrr!