29 September 2014

Wolves Pride 2014: Rising Like A Phoenix!

Wolverhampton have some pride! Like a phoenix rising from the flames, its been a long road but out of the ash came a celebration for Wolverhampton's LGBT community. Wolves Pride 2014 being in its third year put its best foot forward, showcasing a worthy day of entertainment, reflection and empowerment. Wolverhampton didn't throw any shade for once! 

With the Pride summer calendar coming to a close it was time for Wolverhampton to bring it! Wolves Pride was first unleashed on this West Midlands city in 2012 so I wasn't going to judge, its staggering to think that the whole value of Gay Pride has been transformed into a cash cow but let me finish. Set up in all of its rainbow design the Community Stalls brought a sense of simplicity to the LGBT focused event, can you see what I'm trying to express? Ranging from information from the University of Wolverhampton, advice stalls from the Terrance Higgins Trust right through to the sweet treats of 'Sally's Sweet Oasis' a mix bag of local faces served the event with a purpose. My most recent Pride was back in May 2014 in Birmingham, a Pride weekend that's been going for seventeen years so I looked at Wolves Pride from a neutral point of view, plus its my home city so we support our own! Wolves let us be proud! 

Who do you think you are? I thought I knew Wolverhampton before the 27th of September 2014 but something changed for the better, in one way I was happy to be known as a Yam Yam and that's not easy for me to admit. I suppose Wolves Pride 2014 made me realise that it's OK to be from Wolverhampton? Thankfully there was a trusty burger van within the Community Stalls area, I was hungry! Whatever's said about the Black Country its been a tough road for our communities due to the recession, but we all love a bit of rainbow power even if you can't admit it! My university days might be over but it was great to see the Birmingham LGBT network present at their respected stall, I promise to stay away from the Birmingham Pride hype. Was it your first Wolves Pride? I had been in contact with Martha Bishop, the Manager of LGBT Network Wolverhampton to see about publishing a blog about the event. The level of communication was ace, I appreciated that to the hills and back again! Yes WV! 

The clock struck 1pm, initiating the beginning of the Wolves Pride 2014 March through the streets of Wolverhampton. Beginning from the Main Stage area in Fold Street around the city centre the procession made their way with some serious colour and vibrancy! Leading the way was the 'Someone At The Door' samba group, followed by LGBT Network Wolverhampton who are the driving force for LGBT awareness in Wolves. Like any fabulous Pride March the famous rainbow flags fluttered proudly within the procession. Gorgeous Club showed their support for the cause as well as Wolverhampton Homes representing their division. The key part of the March was that everyone believed in the cause, raising the awareness of our modern day fight for equality. After my Dissertation I don't agree with the term 'LGBT' because its a sweeping statement that categories a margin of people, I don't want to be identified by the G!

The size of the Pride March matched the progression of the event, in its third year Wolves Pride 2014 had an energy that gave the onlookers hope for the future impact of this Wolverhampton Pride event. It didn't cost the earth to be part of Wolves Pride, for only £5.00 I was able to contribute to the Wolverhampton's LGBT Network and have a great day and night. Many Pride events nowadays make the best of the Pink pound but I didn't get that feeling because you didn't have to be a scene queen to be a part of the hype on Fold Street. People do complain about parting with their cash to attend a community event but the origin of Pride hones back to the days of the 'L.G.S.M' where funds were collected through the hard work of the Lesbian and Gay activists during the Miner's Strike of the 1980's so bare in mind that its not all about the sparkle and campery or the booze because Pride always has a cause. Wolves Pride served true realness during the March, walking together proudly for Wolves! 

Come join the party! I heard it through the grapevine that the Main Stage at Wolves Pride would be welcoming X-Factor's Lucy Spraggan to headline the event that night. Welcomed by important faces from Wolverhampton City Council opened the show, local MP's spoke their words but I'm not one for politics. Wolves Pride had nerve, built from humble beginnings to now host a formidable Pride celebration, I was proud! Packed to the brim with music acts from across the region it was a celebration! Drag duo Glitter Lips opened the festivities, I hadn't seen anything quite like it! Drag sensation Sandra graced the stage with her razor sharp sense of humour, damn you watershed! Local songstress Jenny Jones sang her heart out! Little Jack and Love Beats Riot worked it as well! Who needs pop royalty or a money hungry diva, Wolves stands above! How about another track Rose Redd?! Another pint of Cider boy!

Vois smashed their set, boy they have some talent! Above all I loved seeing the progressive acts because like the event they are all on a journey, fighting for the next level of their careers. Fresh from the Big Smoke had to be Baga Chipz, queen of the battered sausage who originally hails from Wednesbury! After seeing Baga on London Live's Drag Queens of London I couldn't wait to see her candidly honest set at Pride. Baga performed her set wearing a scantly clad Union Jack top, she represented her region with a strong drink in hand! That's our girl Baga Chipz! What Pride was best? NYC, Birmingham or Wolverhampton? That's a tough question because Wolves Pride served urban realness in its city centre location, I have to hold the torch for my home city to support a growing event that showed me a bostin' day! Wolves Pride, I have faith and wish you every success for future endeavors. Oh, I forgot to mention that the Bond Street Tavern complimented my experience. Wolves, you've got to have Pride!

Wolves Pride 2015 is next!

Joseph Harrison 

24 September 2014

Birmingham: The Next Chapter

I have been in a state of delusion, like I mentioned previously that my life is in transition well its moving forward! The previous chapter of my life has been written and closed firmly, ready for me to move on because its been a strange couple of months. Good things do come to those who wait! Birmingham, let's get something clear because it's now time to say goodbye! 

Birmingham called me back three final times this month, firstly to the Birmingham Hippodrome to see the hit musical Cats. I saw the ticket release date for the show and jumped at the chance, we have to treat ourselves once a while! I hadn't been out in Birmingham for a while so the theatre borrowed me some time back in the second city. Getting my Chinese food fix was quite underwhelming, not tarnishing all the restaurants in Birmingham's Chinatown but I've ate much better at the other restaurants, especially Dim Sum. I literally couldn't spend my money as I've been on the hunt for a new pair of trainers, I would be damned even if I tried harder! At least the pint of Cider I had at the Village Inn was nice, it brought back some memories of my Uni days but those nights are done! I suppose we should get back to the show? Would this touring show match my childhood West End experience? A memory?

Let me begin, I first saw Cats when I was about four years old in the West End so I had a high expectation because shows lose their edge when they tour. The iconic 'Jellicle Ball' theme song was dragged out for the first half of the show, I already knew the show lacked in dialogue so I took that into consideration. Grizabella, the glamour cat will always be my favourite member of the show but she didn't have the age that needs to be portrayed. I had the opportunity to see Elaine Page play the role of Grizabella, she wasn't that old but her rendition of 'Memory' was more than outstanding. The part of 'Rum Tum Tugger' the ladies tom cat was played the best along with 'Mr. Mistoffelees' so that impressed non the less. I half enjoyed the show, that emotion was shared with a fellow theatre-goer who agreed with me. I last saw 'Singin' In The Rain' at the Hippodrome in March 2014, it was a very good performance! With one curtain call to the another its time to turn the page on the next chapter! Go!

Throughout the years I spent in Birmingham as a University College student I never got to see the Back To Backs! Nestled deep in the heart of Birmingham's Southside stands the only remaining block of back to back terraces in Birmingham. For a small cost I was able to see the forgotten way that inner-city Brummie's lived through the 18th and 19th century's. Three restored houses stand with a thousand memories and stories that were told to me and my tour group by the knowledgeable tour guide. Ranging from 1830 to 1930 the three houses have been brought back by the National Trust, I had relatives who lived in a back to back terraces within the West Midlands. I never knew that Southside and Hurst Street was once a thriving Jewish community, boasting a Synagogue and Kosher bakeries. Only Block 15 remains today but its a must to witness the Back To Backs that have been reborn in Southside. 

Birmingham's Back To Backs aren't for the faint hearted, I even had a challenge navigating the stairs in the vintage housing project. I also learnt that in the 1960's the Back To Backs in Birmingham were condemned unfit to live in but Block 15 survived due to the existing businesses that once faced Hurst Street. I loved seeing something different within Southside, after all it was part of my night scene of nightclubs and bars throughout my University days. One of the couples in my tour had stopped in Birmingham to see the Back To Backs on their way home from the Cotswolds, I apologised on-behalf of the dreary weather because Birmingham didn't look at its best. Throughout the tour our tour guide showed us a photo of what Birmingham's Hippodrome theatre looked before its major revamp, I was saddened because it looked very grand with its eccentric brickwork. See something new or something borrowed but make sure you get to Birmingham's Back To Backs! The National Trust did good! 

Now, Sissy That Graduate! On the twenty second day of September I donned my cap and gown at Birmingham's Symphony Hall. I graduated with honours, against all the adversity I faced as a school boy I got my hustle game on and achieved a 2:1 degree after completing my BA Hons Hospitality and Tourism Management course. University College Birmingham took me places that I never thought I would ever go! I worked at Walt Disney World in the summer of 2011 and I experienced one year out on placement in Newark, USA for Virgin Atlantic Airways. I didn't want to get a First Class Honours because I worked my hardest at uni and partied in Birmingham during my student life. I never planned to attend my graduation ceremony but it was such fabulous day, my cap and gown annoyed me but I won't forget strutting across the stage in front of a enthusiastic audience! I didn't have to bring the house down! 

It was great to face the day with a clear head, I tried my best to fast-track my degree because of securing a Chinese visa but I faced facts because it was something I couldn't control. Celebrating the event with some of my classmates was great, we've all change but it's been a while since we all embarked on the beginning of our course. Donning our cap and gowns we chatted about the good times, looked towards the future and compared the results of our degrees but most of all it was a great lasting memory. The last few months have been strange, I felt a sense of accomplishment as I made my way back to my seat with my degree in hand! People come and go and with each friendship remaining makes everything worthwhile, I know who'll be on my Christmas card list in the future. The next chapter has only just begun, I look forward to the next phase of my life and to embark on my Chinese year of discovery! Quote Rupaul's 'Sissy That Walk' to understand my opening phrase. I've got to work B! 

Birmingham ... You've Still Got It! 

Joseph Harrison

14 September 2014

Stoke-on-Trent: Welcome to The Potteries

Ey up mi ducky!? Stoke-on-Trent, the world's ceramic leader took me by the hand to teach me a thing or two. Don't you go about breaking any dishes! Oatcakes were on my mind the whole time until I got my hands on one! Trentham had my attention also but let's be serious, I'm don't appreciate the posh I wanted nothing but Stoke realness!  

Pottery has been a part of Stoke-on-Trent's soul for thousands of years, making the most of the rich source of clay, water and coal sparked the early Pottery trade. Established in 1774 the Gladstone Pottery Workshop worked through a thousand arduous days until 1970. Thankfully the 17th Century site was saved from demolition to be preserved as a working museum. Located in Longton, one of the five towns that historically made up the city of Stoke-on-Trent. If you couldn't stand the heat you wouldn't make it as a pottery worker, all 700 degrees in that kiln! It's believed that half of Stoke's population made their money in one of the pottery works, it was a family affair! The Gladstone Pottery Workshop boomed through the late 17th century through to the industrially rich 18th century period. Gladstone Pottery Museum tells the truth, celebrating the legacy. Let's bring more pottery back to Stoke-on-Trent! 

Stoke had some bottle! I mean the bottle chimneys that once littered the skyline of that North Staffordshire city, but the pollution plagued the people of the city with health problems so eventually newer equipment was used during the 1950's and beyond. Call me crazy? I wanted to learn something about the pottery works in Stoke because its rare that positive things are said about the city on the Trent river. Have you heard of Josiah Wedgwood or Henry Doulton? Josiah and Henry paved the way to become two of Stoke-on-Trent's most famous produces of fine bone China. Several top ceramic works have been commissioned to make products for the British Family to serve Great Britain and the Empire. Keep your opinions to yourself because they won't make a difference! Hanley, Burslem, Fenton, Stoke and Longton now work as one, things might not have been rosy for the Potteries but demand for British made ceramics is building at a rapid pace. Stoke-on-Trent, you better work!

What's up Hanley? Stoke-on-Trent has a unusual layout but I made it to Hanley after I learnt about the city's pottery legacy. Not being a bus person I put bigotry aside for the day because I didn't fancy walking from point to point! Hanley, you have such a personality! I wanted nothing but a Oatcake! Stoke does them best, like a pancake but made with oatie goodness! Choosing a catering van outside the Intu Potteries shopping centre I indulged in a cheese and bacon whopper Oatcake! Duck, it was great! I didn't have time for clothes shopping, I just wanted my Oatcake from Hanley! If the truth be told I randomly decided to visit Stoke-on-Trent, I didn't take anything seriously. You already know that I appreciated the uncomplicated vibe that Hanley had that Friday afternoon, I should really look North more often. I have to eat a Oatcake or two when I'm in Stoke-on-Trent, don't be a stink get your Oatcake on! 

Partially making sense of Hanley's city centre amenities I could tell that few things had changed since my last visit some years ago. Well apart from the new bus station that served me well with my onward connections. My aunties both lived in Stoke-on-Trent for a number of years so it meant several visits to North Staffordshire. Throughout the years I had the chance to see Sneyd Green, Burslem and Talke, all showcasing something completely different. Sneyd Green and Burslem serve straight up realness with a no hold attitude about anything, both colorful neighbourhoods to say the least! Whereas Talke offered a slice of calm with the green fields and scenic views that I had the opportunity to witness. If you're looking for restaurants, cinemas or even a indoor water-park I suggest you catch a bus over to Festival Park because that all lies there. Would I go back to Hanley? For an Oatcake I would definitely go back! Yes, I fully endorse the Stoke-on-Trent Oatcake! Get to Hanley, Stoke! Get your life!

The Trentham Estate took me by surprise! From the Gladstone Pottery Museum and Hanley City Centre to then end up surrounded by the grandeur of Trentham Gardens, I was very impressed! The formal Italianate gardens are set within a three hundred acres estate of parkland that dates back to 1758. Part of the wider city of Stoke-on-Trent the suburb of Trentham plays as the perfect contradiction. To the left stand the well manicured gardens, standing from the viewpoint gave me a whole new perspective on the Potteries. Aside from the grand gardens there's plenty to get up to around the Estate, shopping can be enjoyed at the Trentham shopping village that borders the garden's entrance. I took the 21B bus from Hanley bus station that took around thirty minutes give or take some traffic. I had seen the Monkey Forest on a previous occasion so I chose to visit the Gardens entirely. Interested?

Summer, Winter, Spring or Autumn I can assure you the gardens at the Trentham Estate will look amazingly regal! Trentham definitely has gardens to envy but what's going on with that five star hotel? Don't take this the wrong way, I always notice that there's a dreary look to the sky in Stoke, but as negative as that may sound I saw it as a benefit during my Stoke day! Don't judge a book by its cover because Stoke-on-Trent deserves respect for all of its industrial advances it was just dealt a bad card. Word on the street is that the pottery trade is filtering back into Stoke-on-Trent, so far so good! Wedgwood, Royal Doulton and the rest of you pottery works, keep working on your grind! The Trentham Gardens give the perfect opportunity for rest, relaxation and a pleasing view. Like I previously mentioned I endorse the Stoke Oatcake, its best served with cheese and bacon! Hanley's city centre keeps its hustle true to the mark! Stoke-on-Trent will know exactly what to show you! I said; Get your life!

Don't Go Breaking Any Dishes!

Joseph Harrison 

8 September 2014

U.S.A - Feel The Love!

In my heart I will always have a place for the United States of America, its a place that's given me a lot that I can be thankful for. Enough of me, I want to share some of the top places that I know you should visit! From coast to coast, America welcomes the world to experience its many personalities that encompass the fifty states and overseas territories. Are you ready? 

La isla del encanto esta esperando! Puerto Rico is now! Leave the mainland behind you to experience a hearty serving of Puerto Rican culture? Step back in time, choose Old San Juan for a relaxing break to embrace the breathtaking colonial Spanish architecture, now that wasn't a question! I chose the cobbled streets of Old San Juan to relax and to see the castle forts that were fortified by the Spanish. Hostel like a true backpacker just like I did, it won't cost you the earth either! Both Castillo San Felipe del Morro and Castillo de San Cristobal stand strong meaning business, protecting the rich port from invaders these fortification's are part of the U.S National Park Service. Learn your history? Why Puerto Rico? It's a part of the U.S.A so if you only hold an ESTA its no problem to entry any one of Puerto Rico's ports of entry from the U.S mainland. You know that Puerto Rico does it better! Dios Mio!

Trade the fast food for a meal at Cafe Puerto Rico! It's a must do, would I tell a lie? Choose a Mofongo with chicken that's served with a rich garlic sauce, a Mofongo is made from plantain so its filling and packed with flavour! Boricua's are proud of their heritage and love to express their allegiance to their island of Puerto Rico! I couldn't drive when I visited PR but I went on a day trip from Old San Juan to the El Yunque National Rainforest and Luquillo Beach. The rainforest transported me to a tropical oasis, reinforcing the hidden beauty of Puerto Rico! To conclude the trip a rest stop at Luquillo Beach where the Caribbean Sea meets the Atlantic Ocean, it was a magical time relaxing on the golden sands in the sun with a ice cold Daiquiri in hand, I loved it! You can be in a state of pure bliss to?! Puerto Rico has attitude, brush up on your Spanish because English isn't the first language so some things can get lost in translation. Be enchanted by the beautiful island of PR! Viva Puerto Rico!

New York City boy! The city streets might be tough but feel the deal because its so real! From Downtown to Central Park I beg you to look closer, between the lines to capture the true essence of NYC! Chinatown NYC doesn't throw shade, she just knows that she is fierce. I'm down for a Broadway show like the West End but I suggest you take the 4,5 or 6 train to the Bronx. The New York Yankees play their game with heart so I would rather applaud that show than a 47th street musical. NYC could be the queen of your dreams?! Taking solace from the struggle immigrants went through at Ellis Island meets the perfect opportunity to meet the Lady of Liberty. During my time in New York City I left my worries in Jersey because NYC was my playground. New York City serves Royal Highness! It's crazy to think that NYC is only a six hour flight from England, so breaking away for a long weekend has never been so easy. 

Do you want that Empire State of Mind? On a clear day its best to appreciate the view from the top of New York's Empire State Building, its a long way up but the view is immense! Being a foodie in NYC can be cheap, shun McDonald's for a curry in Jackson Heights, Queens or lunch at one of Bayard streets Vietnamese cafe's? I would recommend walking over the Brooklyn Bridge, back over the Manhattan Bridge towards the city to find yourself in the heart of NYC's Chinatown. Bubble Tea is done better along the side streets, I favoured the Oolong Bubble Tea for it reminded me of my favourite Chinese brew. Serving Hot Couture can be done anywhere in New York City but to be your own Fashionista, just grab an Iced Mocha Frappicino from Starbucks and sissy that walk down Fashion Ave to let the streets be your runway! That wasn't a question! Battery Park holds fond memories for me, are you Desperately Seeking Susan? I didn't find Susan but I served realness in that legendary setting. Just bring it NYC! 

Head down to the Deep South, home of New Orleans and the rolling Mississippi River. Don't get the Delta blues because the French Quarter brings Disney's Princess and The Frog to life with the original builds and Voodoo business. I wanted to take a boat trip through the world famous Bayou but Mother Nature threw serious shade on me and my sister that January afternoon. So dig a little deeper if the rain pours, head over to the Garden District to be transported back to true Louisiana realness with the regal houses that line the streets. Enjoy a triple chocolate brownie from The Grocery on Charles & 6th Street? Leave the crowded city streets behind you to experience an infusion of old Spanish and French America for that's where New Orleans began before the stars and stripes! Fairytales really happen, no suggestion is strong enough that New Orleans has to be on your bucket list. C'est vraiment incroyable!

St. Louis Cathedral gives Jackson Square life, the French influence is unstoppable within that part of town. Look out for the Fleur de Lis, instilling the French history. Cajun cuisine breaks all boundaries, Cafe Du Monde coffeehouse serves up some seriously delicious Beignets with coffee! Cajun cuisine impressed me much, I made sure that I tried Gumbo and Catfish at least once to ensure my whistlestop experience of New Orleans would be complete. Breakfast has to be enjoyed at Stanley's, me and my sister discovered that French Boudin completes the perfect 'Orleans cooked breakfast! I would advise against planning your Louisiana trip during the winter months because the weather was fierce with rain and wind during the trip. OK, Princess Tiana didn't make an appearance but there's so much Voodoo hoodoo within New Orleans French Quarter you will be spoiled for choice! New Orleans knows its own, surviving Hurricane Katrina it's a true fighter! You know that I'll be back to see the Bayou! 

Everybody comes to Hollywood, USA! We're all superstars in our own way so that's enough of that baloney! Who am I kidding? Life has never been more celebrity orientated, do you want to make it in the neighbourhood? Hollywood Boulevard puts the cat amongst the pigeons, home of movie premieres and the walk of fame its a whole other story! Take what you want from the hyped up energy that is bottled and fed to us about that supposed superstar because that Dolby Theatre promotes a crazy image. It takes a bunch of patience to grab a photo, I learnt the hard way! Do you have a favourite star on the Walk of Fame? There's just too many to choose from! Universal Studios Hollywood makes fun of the bizarre energy that's found down on the boulevard, take the L.A Metro to the alternative American theme park to mix things up?! Thankfully Las Vegas is only a four hour drive from Hollywood, it was a day to remember! 

Beverly Hills who?! Turn the world on its head, take a Hollywood star trip around the promised streets of Beverly Hills to then witness the power shopping along Rodeo Drive. I have been a lucky soul to visit Hollywood twice in my short life, I loved the tour around the stars houses, the hype is unreal! Quote me wrong, I saw the high security gates of Brad and Angelia's fortress like L.A home and one of Lauren Bacall's former homes. Money is one thing, excess and gluttony borders to the other extreme for the designer stores that give life Rodeo Drive are just insane! Staying faithful to the mouse, back in the early 00's I had the chance to see Orange County allowing me to spend a day at Disneyland, California. Mickey's original Magic Kingdom exuded a more personal feeling than its Floridian counterpart but we're all different. In the future I want to go West to have a party in West Hollywood and roller-blade along the promenade at Venice Beach but I better make that paper first. L.A. is calling you!

Do You Feel The Love?!

Joseph Harrison 

6 September 2014

Warwick's Little Secret . . .

Here I go again, another month meant a new adventure! Warwick had some unanswered questions so without further ado I got my act together, taking a train this time to that Warwickshire town. Warwick might be famous for its 1100 year old castle but I wanted to leave those castle walls to question that notion. Warwick, you need to step into the beat! 

Serving medieval realness Warwick Castle stood before me, I have to admit that castle looked in very good condition for 1100 years! I had been twice before my recent trip so I didn't have a problem getting around the inner circle of Warwick's castle. Have you been to Warwick Castle? I worked at Walt Disney World in Florida so I can sniff out the competition within a second, no shade shall be thrown! Rewinding the clock to 914, the original castle was more of a mound. Crafted by Ethelfelda, that Anglo-Saxon princess used her fortress to protect Warwick during the early years. I learnt from the performers that Warwick Castle stands today in such good condition because of the lack of battles that were fought. History aside it was an international affair that September morning at Warwick Castle, to hazard a guess I heard four extra languages spoken excluding English! Princess Ethelfelda, Slay!

Warwick Castle is another one of those typical voids that satisfy the American tourists to name a few, they just gagged on the medieval realness that Warwick's most famous castle slayed to them! Flashback to my time when the world and their mothers went crazy coo over Buckingham Palace, I suppose we the British have a valiant history to be proud of?! That wasn't a question! Substituting the modern love I took a sneak peak inside the main castle buildings to admire the former opulent living quarters of the previous tenants, when can I move in Merlin? You might be thinking who's Merlin? Warwick Castle is owned by the Merlin Entertainment group, its one of the many properties owned by the entertainment middleweight. I didn't waste my time dawdling around without a purpose so I got my snaps, saw what I needed and even contemplated climbing the almost four hundred steps around the castle tower. I did that before when I was a boy and I freaked out big time! Give the castle a chance!

Unfortunately, we can't all be royal for long so leaving Warwick's castle to see some of the town had to be next. Warwick may only be a small town, so facing facts I wanted to see as much as I possibly could. Step back to the year 1571 to understand the Earl of Leicester's plan! The Lord Leycester Hospital stands close to the town centre but oozes 11th century architecture. The hospital element has never existed, making sense of its ancient sense meaning 'a charitable instigation' to help the needy, infirm or aged. Don't be fooled, this Warwick point of interest caught my attention, I wanted something authentic away from the castle. During the reign of Queen Elizabeth I the hospital was under royal charter, commandeering the space for old and disabled soldiers who fought under her service. Modern day brethren and their wives still make a worthy level of contribution to ensure this historical gem. Convinced? 

Connected to the Lord Leycester Hospital is the Chapel of St. James the Great was built over the ancient West gate that leads into Warwick back in 1123 by Roger de Newburgh. Capturing a snap of the hospital took some doing but I just got on with it. Warwick Castle takes the shine from the Lord Leycester Hospital inevitably, lets keep it to the point I like to support the underdog. Upon my visit to the hospital I learnt the tour would be self-navigated, I don't like being part of a tour because I feel like a sheep being herded by the keeper, no thank you! The chapel was quiet, giving the perfect location for reflection or prayer if that's your thing? I bagged a student price for entrance, every little helps even though I'm no longer enrolled at a educational institution. I noticed within the quaint courtyard the architecture served some more medieval realness, you know I was living for that sight! It must be a force of habit, I was in a super cost conscious mood so I bypassed the Brethren's Kitchen. 

Be attracted to Warwick, its a small historic town that has a fiery story to tell. September 5th of 1694 brought the Great Fire of Warwick, this Warwickshire town suffered the burn of the fire but with the strength of the townspeople it rebuilt itself back up strong! To the left is High Street, one of the main streets in Warwick that was hit with the flames of 1694. Starting from a small flint of light from a burning branch that would be used for fire wood the wind must of been hearty to start that fire?! No I'm not a walking historian! To gain the knowledge of Warwick's catastrophe I trusted the views of the Market Hall Museum in the heart of Warwick's town centre. Are you a sucker for a slice of historical shade? I am! Mapping the region of the four boroughs took a quick second to be familiar with the Sheldon Tapestry work. Who knew that Coventry was once a walled city with the spelling, Coventrie? Warwick has a lot to say!

From Warwick's centre piece, I appreciated what the castle showed me and with further research I like the sound of Princess Ethelfelda because we all start from somewhere. Blazing through the town like a torrent of flames the Great Fire of Warwick 1694 only took its toll on Warwick for a short time. If your from a foreign land I urge you to visit Warwick town and its castle because it exudes that vibe you dream about a small town in the heart of England. The Lord Leycester Hospital challenged the conventional meaning of  a hospital but its a lesson. Take the time to take heed from the Market Hall Museum to understand Warwick's strong women that fought of the Viking invasion during the Anglo-Saxon reign. Warwick lies thirty minutes away from Birmingham Snow Hill station so get those tickets booked! Leamington Spa looks good, I'm on a Warwickshire hype at the moment so watch out for a round up blog soon! Be the Queen of the castle or conquer a new dominion? Remember it's a secret! 

Watch Out Warwick!

Joseph Harrison 

31 August 2014

2014: No Summertime Sadness!

Summer for me means a foreign holiday in the blazing sun, this season I embraced Mother England for a change. I thought to myself, why can't I be a champion without going abroad?! From South to North my summer is still standing tall! Newcastle, Blackpool and some of the South served me with some golden memories. Summer 2014 keep being that champion! 

I chose London to kick start my summer of enlightenment I wanted something extra! Ten days in London gave me the opportunity to reconnect with family that had moved to the capital, surely I would be able to see the sights? London is the reason! I stood at the top of the Greenwich Royal Observatory, I loved the sickening view over London's East-end. I got hungry so a visit to Brick Lane served me with a meal to remember. I don't like to call myself a tourist by any means so I went Underground to get the most out of the capital during my stay. Strike up the band I wanted to see a musical! Alexandra Burke served Whitney Houston well in the Bodyguard Musical, the show was legendary! Leaving the main event I took the Docklands Light Railway to Woolwich for some West African food. What's up Golders Green?! Yes, my London trip consisted a lot of eating but that was the plan entirely. Almost home?!

London is like a glamazon! She's a strong and beautiful city that is in charge of her dominions, I thought you already knew? Stamford Hill brought the Hasidic Jewish vibe back into my life, that part of London had a vibrant pace but didn't give me my Kosher chicken soup! Whereas, Golders Green gave me exactly what I wanted! Woolwich had that yuppie type feeling, there's some serious development going down within the Arsenal. South East London served as the perfect contradiction with the gentrified areas finding a way to get on with the better known culturally rich neighborhoods. London's Thames Path showed me so much more of London's riverside, learning to love my capital city some more. I was enjoying this no foreign travel lark a little bit too much! Hey Queen! You should try the Anchor Tap pub, set in the heart of Shad Thames I was very impressed! London showed me that hipsters and pubs work, Shoreditch played my game, I'll make the headlines true, I really loved London!

Brighton was calling! Choosing to spend twenty four hours by the seaside I couldn't get any more South. My writing had won me a free nights stay at any one of the Jury's Inn hotels, Brighton worked because I had just been in London. Getting the essence of such a bohemian beach town I trusted Brighton from the very first second I saw the Lanes. Taking things a little slower than I had in London, Brighton spiced up my life with the Royal Pavilion. There was just something special about seeing the blue waters. I learnt fast that the townspeople of Brighton watch out for the seagulls, I didn't fancy my chances as I ate my lunch by Brighton's first pier. I usually endorse the main attraction but I wasn't satisfied with the new Brighton pier at all! I just wanted more but I knew that London had taken it out of me so I took it easier in Brighton that day and night. I would definitely return for a night out in Brighton in the future! Thanks!

I tried hard not to get lost in the illusion because my time in Brighton had come to an end, meaning my return back to the West Midlands. The South served a few days of rain but mostly sunny spells graced the days that I spent running around trying to see as much as I possibly could. If truth be told I was sad to leave Brighton, I guess goodbyes just aren't that cut and blow dry? Nevertheless, I really appreciated the Indian spice that Brighton's Royal Pavilion oozed, it served as a tasteful reminder of the British Raj. Suffering from a slight bout of tunnel vision I missed out on a sweet treat from Choccywoccydodah, like I mentioned about that night out, I shall be back B! Who knew that I would win a competition based on my comedic writing skills?! I surprised myself if you must know the truth! I received some shade towards my '24 Hours In: Brighton' blog, that hater better hang his head in shame! The beautiful South allowed me to fall recklessly in love with Brighton! Who needs holidays abroad?!

To the North! On a whim I booked up for a weekend in Blackpool. I had received my degree results so Blackpool seemed like the best place to celebrate! Leaving my dignity at the coach door I didn't know that B'pool could look so good! The legendary Blackpool Tower took the crown, she's still working it after all of those years. Comedy never got so blue! Nursing a hearty hangover I took a chance on Joey Blowers comedy show at the Merrie England Bar on the North Pier. He told a crude joke or twenty but I wasn't prepared to be pulled up to the stage! I was tired of waiting for a good night out, just wait a quick second Joseph! Blackpool broke it down to me like it was looking at me! Blackpool didn't need my approval because I left my judgement alongside my dignity at the coach door. No fish and chips for me that weekend, I went down the pie and chips route. The diet was on hold for you B! No I didn't swim in the sea! 

Funny Girls kick started my Lancashire weekend with an injection of cabaret, I even got a selfie with DJ Zoe! The night was young and I had heard some great things about the Gay scene in Blackpool, getting my drink I hit the Flying Hangbag and Kaos that Friday night. I literally crawled down to breakfast the next morning, who serves breakfast at 8am?! I had almost forgot what pre-drinks were before that weekend, my student days had wrapped up just before that Northern trip. University was done so I reunited with a fellow student who I met at UCB's LGBT Society. Girl, we got our drink on for sure! Hitting the up the same nightspots on the Saturday night I did see Amy! Breakfast didn't exist the following day, Blackpool showed me a weekend to remember or not! Time never stays still so I said farewell to the Las Vegas of the North once again. Talking of Las Vegas! Did Blacks measure up to that Nevada mecca? I saw hints of Vegas in B'pool, drive past the Stratosphere to get what I mean by that?

I made a promise to Newcastle Upon Tyne! Fulfilling my pledge I made the mammoth journey up to the Toon. Megabus got me to the North East without a hitch but I never want to repeat that journey ever again! The Tyne Bridge served cloud and cold rather than fog, beggars cannot be choosers. I was guilty to say that I was inspired to visit Newcastle because of seeing the reality series Geordie Shore. Money's been tight so I stayed at Newcastle Backpackers, it served the purpose of my trip perfectly and was located close to my chosen nightspot. The Geordie accent arrested me I just couldn't stop listening to the locals talk their talk! Grey's Monument had me at 'hello' yes I loved it! As Chinatown's go by, Newcastle's compact Oriental corner served me a budget priced beauty of a meal. I bet you couldn't tell that I'm easily pleased? True to say I had that Newcastle Upon Tyne state of mind. No fog on the Tyne!

I got my public transport hype going to reach Gateshead's Angel of the North, another key reason why I trekked from the Midlands to the North East, 'Cheryl Fernandez-Versini', formerly of Girls Aloud will always be the true Angel of the North for me. However the actual cast iron queen stood strong like a fierce looking glamazon! Now I say, take me to the Pink Triangle! I saw right through the clubs that were featured on Geordie Shore I wanted to party at Eazy Street! Newcastle Upon Tyne has a very chilled feeling in the day, people went about their business figuring why the night scene got crazy! Eazy Street served North East realness, Thursday night gave me the opportunity meet 'Beauty Killer' I got another shameless selfie with her! Friday took things up a few notches, the party people were out at Eazy Street for sure! There was no pretense at Eazy Street because it was all about having a great night whatever happened! I was in Crazy Stupid Love! Newcastle how did you do that to me?! 

Who Really Needs a Passport?

Joseph Harrison 

28 August 2014

Back To Birmingham

Birmingham was great to me but at the time I just never that, I don't need to look back because I always make a comeback every once in a while. I went back to Birmingham just the other week to see what was good. Bilston gets me down sometimes, so Birmingham had something to give! Who knew that Botanical Gardens and Bubble Tea would be such a great combination?!

Birmingham, since I've been gone I have d to rewrite the book. I have been doing so good but I never need a reason to revisit my student city. Someone left the lights on, this city is changing. My blogging is crazy right now so with my crazy margins I needed a snap of UCB's frontage. Graduation is upon me, I never planned on attending I had my Emirate idea of being a Cabin Crew for the airline but I was brought back down to earth when I didn't get the job. Nevertheless, I've been back to pick up my transcript so I will be graduating with honours in September. Fast for to the present I booked a trip to Newcastle so with an early coach I made an afternoon out of it, choosing wisely to print out my papers for the journey at the resource centre. My life is in transition at the moment things are on the pause button so I do get excited about small occasions. Yes, I'm loving life right now! Back to Brum, I'll walk these streets again!

Choosing a university closer to home has worked in my favour so I took the Midland Metro to Birmingham Snow Hill from Bilston Central. It's mad to think I now make any excuse to visit UCB when in the last year I hardly ever attended. I still got all my work done but I preferred a good lie in because nobody loves 9am lectures. The resource centre gives me life, as silly as this sounds I really enjoyed the quiet atmosphere that took me back to the frantic days when I planned my Dissertation. UCB you got me looking at you in a whole new way! I'm tired of waiting, I just want to graduate already! UCB I want you to tell me what you're waiting on! Why Birmingham before Newcastle? The Geordie Shore got me looking once more, I was just like its time to see what that North East city had to offer me. Going back to Birmingham was a no-brainer! The studies have been completed, the results are in but there's only three weeks until we turn it out at graduation! UCB I'm going to turn the world on its head! Work!

Bubble Tea is the cure for a lot of things. My current hometown of Bilston won't ever know what Bubble Tea is, I chose Birmingham! Caffe Chino was calling! I had planned to meet with my friend Kelly in the city but it wasn't meant to be so I went ahead with my original plan. I chose to drink a Hong Kong style Bubble Tea, accompanied by a Hong Kong style cheesecake. I love things from Hong Kong! Birmingham's Chinese Quarter reminds me of happy times from my university course. Aside from Bubble Tea and cake I took some solace from my visit to Caffe Chino. I learnt the art of buying Chinese cakes and pastries upon my first visits to Caffe Chino, this time I knew the drill because Bilston hasn't got a clue what I enjoy, Major's chips are amazing but I just want some Bubble Tea! Cathay Street will always look a certain way for me, I know Birmingham is changing. I should of bought some Oolong Tea! Oh my life!

Birmingham Chinatown! That part of town always looks like a kaleidoscope of culture, colour and flavour. Undoubtedly, one of my favourite parts of Birmingham's Southside I just can't get enough has to be Birmingham's Chinese Quarter. Chinatown I have love for you! So Xiexie! I'm a mad one for planning things, time in my book must be respected so I broke that rule completely. I wasn't feeling too good but I knew that my sweet treats would set me in the right direction to the Botanical Gardens. Since Blackpool things have been slow but its been refreshing to see the simple things in life are keeping me going. Bubble Tea and a visit to the Botanical makes everything good again. I'll be back in Birmingham for my graduation in a few weeks but I have some things planned until then until I get my papers all in line. Thanks again Caffe Chino! Headache gone, all was right with the world! Times goes so quickly, Birmingham will be waking to a new tomorrow with the expansion and modernisation going on!

Chilling out for the afternoon I walked for what felt like a million miles like really, I gave up on my IPhone map route to reach Birmingham's Botanical Gardens. I had been once before when I was aged seven, throughout my University College days in Birmingham I vowed several times to visit again but I failed. With my departure to China approaching I used my spare afternoon to my advantage and got something done for a change. Using my student discount I made my way through the plant houses, the heat was humid and the plant-life impressed me much. I'm not the best at reading so I had mooch around the gardens, found a seat that overlooked the manicured gardens to read my book. I'm trying to finish 'Fresh Off The Boat: A Memoir' for the third time so I made the best of my attempt. Opened on the 11th of June 1832 the Gardens are set in Edgbaston, a part of Birmingham that's got a rather exclusive side.

Needless to say I couldn't believe a council estate lay a few minutes away from the image captured above. Let's just say that the time I spent relaxing with my book in the gardens was lovely, taking time out to zone out can be great. Getting back to Birmingham was the thing I needed before my Geordie weekend, let's just say it was nice. Bubble Tea and a little visit to university put me right, Birmingham is changing but I'll be back soon. I have to express that the Botanical Gardens brought it! I'm easily pleased so the greener pastures of the manicured gardens shine for sure. Birmingham, you sure know how to keep bringing it! Choose Birmingham's Botanical Gardens to take the stress out of the city, I know what I would rather be doing! Birmingham I know you recognise this! Would you visit Birmingham? I honestly don't care if this blog sounds boring or if you think it lacks character, I can look back at my last Birmingham day with a smile. I must look forward, there's no going back B!

Joseph Harrison

25 August 2014

Let's Introduce ... Shrewsbury!

When times get tough I always feel like its the perfect time to branch out, to introduce someplace new. Shrewsbury caught my eye and after a following on Twitter I just had to get out to see what this Shropshire town had to give. Now, stranger I did what I usually do, leaving my expectations at home I embraced Shrewsbury to the fullest! I wanted me some ramen noodles! Yes!

Why Shrewsbury? I say why not! I was beckoned to that Shropshire town to see what all the fuss is about. No fuss was found, I left Wolverhampton to arrive in Shrewsbury within the hour so time didn't have to be of any essence. From the very moment I stepped off my train in Shrewsbury I could feel that small town vibe, a town with history and tonnes of winding roads that gave me a break from the post-industrial town of Bilston. You know I still love you B! Located close to the Welsh border it was easy to hear the slightness of a twang in the townspeople's talk, had I reached Wales? Greeted with the English Bridge I loved the view onto the Severn river. I've only ever heard about Shrewsbury through the news, when the rain falls the Severn river throws some serious shade on Shrewsbury! I left my expectations at home to find I was very impressed by the Tudor vibe that Shrewsbury served so well! 

Shrewsbury Square served some kind of Morris Dancing folk show! That Saturday took it to somewhere else, a crowd was attracted to that spectacle for sure. Getting around Shrewsbury doesn't take all day, centrally located from all the main amenities its no sweat to see everything in an afternoon. I knew it wasn't long since I had visited Newcastle, somewhere new beckoned, staying closer to home Shrewsbury told me that miracles can happy every now and then. I might have enforced that I don't do shopping but Shrewsbury possesses a long run of niche boutiques that didn't have a Poundland price tag, she be showcasing some real class! For a small town it stood strong with lots of independent retailers, we need to empower the mom and pop businesses! I thought I had seen it all but I had been fooled, check out Shrewsbury's High Street to soak up all the Tudor architecture it surely played when a Ask Italian looked more like a medieval pub, chain restaurants can look good? Yes!

In hot pursuit for some Korean and Japanese fusion food I wanted my lunch already! Momo No Ki, the home of Ramen in Shrewsbury town. Twitter got me good, after a follow from an interesting looking eatery I didn't see why I couldn't have some of that good cooking! I ordered the signature dish, the Momo No Ki served up noodle bowl heaven with spice and substance. Bringing out all the colours and flavours from the Ramen goodness I could of been back in Chinatown, New York City! I didn't have to wait in line for I was served promptly by the friendly and professional team who worked the floor at Momo No Ki! Captured to the right stands my hearty serving, accompanied by a Kirin Japanese beer I dined on a international hype even though I was in the charming town of Shrewsbury. This experience has really made me pay more attention when I get an alert on Twitter, social media has a lot to answer for! 

After the main event being my lunch I wanted to see more of Shrewsbury, looking towards the edge of town I found The Quarry, now a vast park space to enjoy I found a spot to take a break along the Severn River. Dubbed the 'Original One Off' I would have to agree with that tourism description of Shrewsbury, the relaxing pace of the town was infectious even with the busy pace of the Saturday afternoon that was in full swing. Need I forget to mention, Momo No Ki is located opposite the Abbey so look for that once you cross the English Bridge from Shrewsbury's town centre. Get it together! Go get lost in Shrewsbury like I did, it made a nice change to for the day. Staying overnight can be done, I passed numerous centrally located hotels in the town centre so making that Shropshire stay can be easy. Another Twitter follow from The Buttermarket showed me that Shrewsbury has a lot going for itself even if its a small historic town! Work! I kid you not, Shrewsbury is a beautiful English town! No shade!

I'm not religious, like a prayer I found myself taking a moment at Shrewsbury Abbey. I didn't receive any calling but I'm a sucker for a place of worship. Shrewsbury Abbey reminded me of the Church of the Holy Trinity in Stratford-Upon-Avon, the resting place of William Shakespeare. Like a prayer or maybe a dream? With its earliest foundations dating back to Saxon times in 1070, the Abbey was most influential when it was used as a Benedictine Abbey in 1084. Something told me this Abbey had put in some serious years I guess life is a mystery? I noticed Shrewsbury had a cathedral but I just wasn't interested in that! Shrewsbury's Abbey gave me some peace and quiet so all was good. I didn't expect to find an Abbey that had so many years behind it, the engravings looked like Latin! 1070 might well be 944 years since Shrewsbury Abbey started, hope for another 944 years. Preach!

I didn't know somewhere like Shrewsbury could be located so close to home!? I chose to keep Shrewsbury's Cathedral at arms length because Abbey served enough, this Shropshire town had all the qualities I had once seen in Chester! Another town that could have been scouted for Disney's UK Pavilion at the EPCOT World Showcase in Orlando? It really does beg the question?! I told you Shrewsbury had hidden depths, but why did the heavens have to open?! I mean the rain! Please believe it, Shrewsbury beholds a castle! On my way to the train station I knew there was something hidden reason for me to take the wrong turn, back in the early days Shrewsbury Castle ran the town to slay to protect the people. As well as the Castle the Regimental Museum stood within the forever royal grounds, who be dropping ammunition like Geronimo?! Whatever you think about this blog I say a visit to Shrewsbury leads to many things, take a look at the Abbey and dine at Momo No Ki? I'm sure you know what to do!

Introduce Yourself Shrewsbury!

Joseph Harrison

22 August 2014

Destination: Newcastle Upon Tyne

Wey aye, man! Seriously, the Toon wasn't ready for me! Newcastle Upon Tyne is a far off place for me, the North East coast of England sounded like a plan. Promise this, I didn't want a typical Geordie Shore experience I was looking for something extra! Take the time to say your prayers because I'm not apologising for nothing! Hold that coach I'm on my way again Newcastle!

I don't know how you did it to me Newcastle, from the first moment I saw the Tyne Bridge I was captivated! Nothing good comes easy so the six hour coach journey confirmed I made it to the Geordie Shore for all the right reasons! A certain Geordie pop icon was born in this city, can you guess who she is? No fog on the Tyne it was rather cloudy and cold! I was like hold up, I wasn't impressed by the signage on the bridge but I realised it was all in aid of the Great North Run. I had always had a burning desire to see Newcastle Upon Tyne, she's almost Scottish so the trip took some doing but it was worth it. From the first glance Newcastle presented itself as a former industrial powerhouse like her sisters, Sunderland and Middlesborough. Get into Newcastle! I've been to Sydney, Australia where I saw the Sydney Harbour Bridge but this Geordie prototype was taken to Sydney, Australia! Two bridge sisters!

I can always sense when a place has a buzzing atmosphere, from the second I stepped off my Megabus on to North East soil I had a great vibe from the Toon! Life expects us to be strong but Newcastle Upon Tyne is a busy lady, so it was on to the next one I was excited! You should be too?! I wasn't on any Byker Grove hype, spreading my wings I took some time to embrace the waters of the Quayside for it told a story of strength and toil. Industry is being replaced by alternative points of interest, the miners might have packed up but on the way through Sunderland I noticed some of the foundries had been transformed into museums. Newcastle looked just canny to me, I could mark off another amazing home city visited in England. The night was far off from that point so getting to know the daylight side of the Geordie Shore had to be done before things got crazy! Truth be told I did love eavesdropping on people's conversation for the Geordie talk had me instantly. Auf Wiedersehen pet! No way B!

Grey's Monument took me to the heart of Newcastle Upon Tyne's city centre, definitely resembling Nelson's Column! Now a Grade I listed monument this pillar of strength was built in 1838 to acclaim the 2nd Earl Grey, Charles. A contrast of a city Newcastle showed itself to be, nevertheless I adored this central part of the city centre. The stone buildings stood regal along the road leading to Grey's Monument, Newcastle just keep on serving! Quitting was out of the question, my early morning departure seemed a world away, I was willing and ready to soldier on. Loving life must be an official Geordie sport, the streets surrounding Newcastle's column showcased a maze of shops, restaurants and cafes. I wasn't feeling the 'Material Girl' vibe for I was on a severely tight budget so I saved my paper for the night. Fear not, Newcastle is a walk-able city, I never used the Metro. Save the stress, love the Toon! 

I have a fancy state of mind but I always travel basic, hotels are for haters so I have love for a hostel. Newcastle Backpackers has a winning formula, its affordable and possesses a central location. Choosing my bed in the bunk I felt comfortable at Newcastle Backpackers, I even got a cup of tea made for me! Westgate is the only way to experience Newcastle on a budget, don't judge because like most trips that I take I met some genuine people from the four corners of the world. I'm not saying this to make it sound good I'm just being real, leave your attitude at the door because this backpacking friendly hostel just wants you to enjoy England's North East! Back to the Toon, I must admit that Newcastle has a compact Chinatown that served up a budget meal with a big budget taste. Choose The Gate for pre-drinks or the cinema? I watched the new Inbetweeners Movie. Just to lay it down Newcastle has a calm feel during the day, people just going about their business stress free, wait and see!

Get me to Gateshead! Leaving base I took the 21 bus from Eldon Square bus station, Newcastle to the Angel of the North. I had been so pumped to see this glamazon, she's just so statuesque! OK, I must admit that the pop icon in-question is Cheryl 'Fernandez-Versini' Cole. The nations sweetheart hails from Newcastle Upon Tyne, I wholeheartedly believe that she's the true Angel of the North but like every winner there's always stiff competition. This cast iron queen didn't have to sing a note because she stood strong, serving and protecting the Newcastle and Gateshead region. I first saw the Angel on Geordie Shore, not taking the show too seriously I was intrigued by the cast iron queen, I just had to see her for myself. Its's no secret that Newcastle has produced some famous faces, making themselves known by their many trades. I'll stay faithful to the true star of Girls Aloud. I've got to say Cheryl is the Angel!

I'm a city boy at heart so being back in a bustling centre of crazy felt good. The reality TV series Geordie Shore influenced my motive to visit Newcastle, by no means was that my only reason for looking North East. I loved visiting Manchester in January 2014 and Liverpool several times so I have a close connection with the North of England. Things just have a feeling of chill about them, let's be real its difficult to find southerners willing to be helpful with directions or acknowledge when shoulders accidentally collide? So I've just made the biggest sweeping generalisation of everyone who lives south of the Midlands but I know its true. The Angel of the North might look fierce but she means well, like her Northern population I understood why an angel was built to promote a feeling of cohesion and to uplift the region. It's no Billy Elliot story the craziness of the miners strike shook the region, the Angel of the North may have helped? Yes, I was ready for the night ahead!

Make no bones about this I just wanted a drama free night out, those queens are just too much! Eazy Street showed up and saw right through me, I just had to see what was good! Like a rollercoaster I just enjoyed the highs of the night. Beauty Killer was the compare on Thursday night, girl I wanted a selfie with her! I was trying to understand what was going on, I was in Crazy Stupid Love! Trading the predictable haunts like Tiger Tiger or Bijou I loved Eazy Street, it didn't ask questions or judged anyone for that fact! I made a new friend, not a Geordie but he was a gentleman. Friday night turned things up a notch, feisty and ready for the weekend I knew where I was going! I made a detour to Rusty's, let's just say that a fellow doppelganger was shady! Telling the DJ to take it high returning to Eazy Street to conclude my final night in Newcastle's Pink Triangle! Yes Cheryl, of course I requested Promise This! Work!

That hangover didn't have to apologise because I loved my nights in Newcastle's Pink Triangle! Now it figures why the city has such a chilled vibe during the day, everyone's sleeping soundly! Thank you British rail for being so expensive so I got myself back to Bilston via Birmingham by National Express coach and Midland Metro, it was rough! Newcastle Upon Tyne showed me North East realness, she didn't hold anything back but she endeavoured to be classy at the same time. Honestly, who really cares whilst we're having a great time?! The way my crazy weekend unfolded I wouldn't of changed one thing! My return journey home got crazy but six hours on a coach isn't good! From the original Tyne Bridge to the centre city of Grey's Monument I made the right decision to visit the Geordie Shore! Gateshead gave me the Angel of the North, keep serving! Newcastle Upon Tyne, forever the birthplace of the nation's sweetheart and the true ambassador for the city! Newcastle, you were amazing!

Joseph Harrison

11 August 2014

Fifty Shades of London

That's some shady shade! London is a city that is unapologetic, she doesn't want your feeble words! From north to south and in between this Roman city of the future is a supermodel of the world! London will take those queens down, she's got fifty shades to throw at you! Let those Pearly Kings and Queens forever serve their London hot couture! Elizabeth II, we need a word!

Hey Queen! Lizzie, lets spill the tea?! Buckingham Palace is the place to have a good old fashion kiki! Yes, I'm British but when I checked out Buckingham Palace I was just like 'get out of my way!' London is a quick paced city that welcomes you with a short smile, its the London way or the high way! I let my patriotic side have its moment, I was royally impressed at the show piece of the British Royal Family. Westminster wins! We embrace the international vibe in London for people from the four corners of the globe try and catch a glimpse of Queenie and her clan but we had plans! Liz you better work! Spilling the tea I think Queen E was home at Buckingham Palace that day, something to do with the flag? The American's put their hands up to the Royals, those folks just love our Royal Family! They weren't throwing any shade! Since Prince George was born England has seen a boom of inbound tourism. Thanks Baby George!

I can't say what it is that makes me love London? Maybe because I was born there? West Midlands heart, London by that Great British burgundy book! Get hooked on London's intoxicating vibe, let's stay with Westminster because Cupid boy you'll see the good stuff! Forget Soho, you know its all about executive realness if you know what I mean?! Throwing some serious shade on the scene is the political side of things for the decisions are made in the Houses of Parliament. The Elizabeth Tower stands like a Glamazon, maybe she was based on female phenomenon? Let's keep that political shade for next time, don't blame me for bringing that issue up would just get ugly. How many shades of London have I thrown so far? London's political avenue makes its voice heard, those protesters fight for their respected cause! Bring it for the children! Thinking that I was going to cancel on this straight talking blog makes my blood boil, let's got forth to throw some more shade! Have you been to Regent's Park? Go!

Let's Azonto down to the West African vibe, a controversial choice but I was brave enough to try some Jollof Rice and Beef! This part of London brought realness, not that many tourists know this part of the game so make that your challenge to make a change? Consider that done! Take the Docklands Light Railway to Woolwich Arsenal to experience London's take on Accra and Lagos, I told you London's got many sides to her complex character. I chose Tasty to order that Jollof Rice, its a taste I won't forget so that's another reason to try something new! The young British African ladies served realness with their weaves and hairpieces, serving competition for real in London's SE18! A girl has to travel, Crossrail is coming to Woolwich Arsenal in the coming months! Intertwined with the West African vibe I noticed that Woolwich's waterfront and barracks will be London's new executive address. TINA!

Serve your weave African lady! Woolwich brings the Firepower with a sickening new museum that educates the willing about the wars and artillery of now and yesterday's battles. Woolwich has a extensive history with its story dating back to the days of the Royal Arsenal. Eat some Jolllof Rice and Beef, educate yourself about the Arsenal then you'll be a champion! I told you that I was bringing back some shade! Let's empower Woolwich because destiny could well be yours SE18! I have friends from this part of London, they are genuine and down to earth, that's all that matters! London is a bit like me, we're both unapologetic so recognise! Embrace the African vibe, I used to live in Newark, New Jersey where her Downtown served West African 1920's realness! Just because a place has a cultural influence and a kick ass wartime story positive shade shall be thrown! Just spill the Tea! Turn out the lights, wake up our souls London you'll never be alone! Yes, Woolwich its been emotional, let's turn it up!

River Thames! People have been talking since the beginning of time, but you're standing that test because you serve London with its bridges and its where North meets West! Captured to the left is Tower Bridge, one of London's most iconic bridges to stretch the Thames gap. On the southern side there's Shad Thames in the London Borough of Southwark, that part of town turns it back to Dickensian London with its former warehouses and brew-houses. Why not try a pure brew pint at the Anchor Tap on Horselydown Lane? London wants you, she doesn't appreciate slackers! Crossing the bridges of London needs to be done with focus, stick to the path and you'll be fine! Tower Bridge reigned as top dog during London's shipping era but there's always a new girl to throw the shade on the competition! Rising from nothing The Shard is the skyscraper of the moment, some would say that she's the future?! Build her a boyfriend!

Okay, I'm going to break it down because I call the shots here! Upon my last visit to London I didn't go to Camden Town, I had seen her on my previous trip so I chose something new. Shoreditch, Spitalfields and Brick Lane was the answer to that question, searching for Huguenot realness I found that and the work place of Jack the Ripper! I got my drink on with some crazy fools at the Ten Bells Tavern on the corner of Fournier Street, then I stumbled down to Brick Lane for a curry! I'll always be shameless! That Jack slayed! You wanted to say that I know you did! I said Shabat Shalom to Golders Green and Stamford Hill! I wanted some Kosher Chicken Soup and a Cream Cheese Bagel or two, I tell you London I wasn't disappointed! The London Underground is the toughest mother out of the lot, the commuters of London have a code so don't break that sacred thing! London definitely has fifty shades of realness and sass, just respect and don't forget China Town, she's a whole other story! Love you London!

Queen Elizabeth! Lady I Still Want That Kiki! 

Joseph Harrison